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A Device Where People Only Get It To Yell At Other People.
I Got This Phone! Time To Yell At People About What I Like On Social Media!
this is for my mom.
phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.
kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.
Something mom's always losing.
MOM; Hey SON!!
-WHat
-Wheerrees ma PHONE
-Damnit
your parents blame everything on this machine
me: My arm got shot!
mom: It's because of that damn phone!
come on man you need a definition its literally in your hand..
no.
Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT
My mom:NO phone while eating (gets on phone and gets on FUCKING Facebook)
Me:(in mind)*fuck you*