fist full of doll hairs

Proof of victory between a girl on girl catfight usually involving a weave or wig.

I could tell Nina had won the fight because she had Kmartina's wig as a fist full of doll hairs.

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half full/empty cup

I don't care whether my cup's half full or empty, I just wanna know who the hell's been drinkin my beer!

John was pissed because he had a half full/empty cup of beer.

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You've Gone Full Goldblum

When a man becomes exponentially more cool and stylish with age.

Those hip glasses, snappy shoes, and love of Postmodern Jukebox prove that You've Gone Full Goldblum!

starting with a sink full of dishes

A saying originating from having suite/roommates and a shared space

- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts

B: I can’t believe they had to call the RA on her!
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.

He went full Asian

When a man starts becoming seriously involved with a 100% Asian or Pacific Island lady breaks up with a blonde Barbie doll & a half Asian dumb BFC {see bitch face c.u.n.t.}. Said man finds serenity with less stress from the drama and selfish self centeredness of the blonde Barbie doll and the Skanky half Asian BFC.

Ron: He is dating a Filipina and seems really happy.

Julie: you mean he went full Asian?

Ron: yes, that would be correct.

Chuck: Yeah. He lost your sorry BFC attitude and petty money grubbing, two timing, 25 faced, nappy headed, jankity ass. Sure as hell. He went full Asian. Now get your sorry ass outta here and go suck a Dick!

ugly as a hat full of arseholes

someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them

your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

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Full Bird Colonel

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings

I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.

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