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When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈
Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!
When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick
Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.
Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.
A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.
When you fuck you girl to the point of being limp. When you pull out your cock looks like a sticky turtle.
Me and ol lady had a wild night. I ended up with a sticky turtle
A popular term for inserting a man's penis into an anal cavity. Most likely this is done in the doggy style position however can be done in many other preferred intercourse techniques.
"After the I left the bar last night, I went Turtle-stabbin with Stacy. Got into a bit of a sticky situation."
Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up
Look, it’s an awkward turtle *hand movement*