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To force your cock down the throat of a geeky homo with an unusually large adams apple.
wow, see that there homo with an adams apple the size of a baseball? I love to give him an adams apple shuffle.
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The act of fucking a woman's throat after a hole is cut into the neck.
She wouldn't suck me off so I had to adam's apple fuck that bitch.
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You eat it like its pussy but its a dick
#gay#weird# sour apple smoothie
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When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.
Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.
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Junk in the trunk. Baby got back.
Jamie's got that fat apple scrapple. Girl's lookin good.
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your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.
joe: i can't hold it!
(2 hours later)
JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)
"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!
(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)
honey i need to pee
go ahead
(scream)
not again!
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The apple emoji signifies the lack of care. Oftentimes confused as a romantic gesture, the emoji is no doubt a sign of lack of care from the user.
Her: I love you
Him: apple emoji 🍎
Her: :(
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