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Though often forseen as inappropriate in an educational environment, a four legged shower monster is the act portrayed by two sets of legs in a single shower. though often thought of as somebody with excess limbs, a four legged shower monster is actually two separate human beings, sporking in the shower.
I thought that kid was a four legged shower monster, turns out he was pounding vag. I'm lovin this breakfast sausage.
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Another, less appauling version, of the well-known "Golden Shower." In the CR style, one takes the famously delicious beverage known as Mountain Dew and gargles it their mouth until it becomes warm. Their partner (either male or female) is then put on their knees with their mouth wide open (eyes may be open or shut depending on one's personal preferences), as the other proceeds to spit and pour out the contents of their Mountain Dew concoction into the others mouth. Though this practice can be done for the pleasure of tasting this beverage in a whole new way, typically it is meant to be erotic and done for sexual pleasure for either both one or both parties.
My girlfriend was never as into Golden Showers as I was until I gave her a hot one, Golden Shower CR style.
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1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy are dillusional and are not that great
2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them
3. Boy Bands
Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower
Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listened. You are a legend in your own shower.
Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower
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The act of intentionally urinating on yourself.
Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.
C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"
K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"
When one is playing video games and they claim they are getting offline to take a shower and they do not return online for 5 or more days.
"I'll be right back guys gonna go take a hot shower time machine"
"Okay see you next week man"
to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.
i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out
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This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.
Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL
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