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A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.
Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?
When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.
Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!
When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.
Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!
A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery
B.When someone insults you over text
A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
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When you're with a friend or more and you're all just enjoying yourselves on your phones.
Friend 1: I'm depressed, will you come over and do some phone clubbing with me?
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.
Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.
I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
Your old as fuck. Like you should be in the grave, or in a museum.
"Hey, do you know what a Rotary Phone is?"
"Stupid question, no obviously"