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When you have a victim complex.
Person 1: "The eye of riven is targeting me!"
Person 2: "Vernon Moment"
Budlight Moment or Bud Lighting, is to over saturate the market with Budlight references and the term "Budlighting" as if everyone is some sort of fratboy who is devastated that it was exposed as the official drink of "pegging."
Jeremy Hambly Budlighted again, or the Quartering is having a budlight moment again.
An act of stupidity that is so ridiculous, it surprises the offender, let alone the surrounding party.
Person one: you’ll never guess what I did this morning
Person two: what?
Person one: I forgot to take my dog with me. To the vet.
Person two: sounds like you had an Olivia Moment
Person one: that’s what the receptionist said, too.
the worst moments lol like when you do something sooooo stupid like when I forgot to put on sunscreen four times in a row or like when abu took five minutes just to open a door with a key. everyone can have abu moments but it usually only happens to abu. the exact opposite of miranda moments which are the best moments btw
I had an abu moment earlier when I decided to eat syrup with ketchup and a pickle with jelly and mayonnaise and then I threw up lol. Abu moment.
Used as a measure of time. Similar to a New York Minute but instead of being an instant, a Mississippi Moment can be anywhere from 15 minutes to 5 hours.
The term comes from how slow Mississippi residents are in the head. It takes them forever to figure out how to do even the simplest task. Not only are they dumb, but they also can't move fast because their fat rolls are in the way of their feet...and eyes.
If you didn't know Mississippi has been voted one of the top dumbest states and has been the fattest state in the U.S. for three years straight now.
John: "Hey man can you come pick me up? I'm only 20 minutes from your house."
Jim Bob: "Sure man, ill be there in a Mississippi Moment."
John: "Thanks man!"
(4 hours later)
John: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!"
Jim Bob: "Home."
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The new washington mutual bank ad is whoo hoo! so, when something great happens and you are excited it is a wamu moment.
When I won the lottery it was a wamu moment!
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A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!
What's your date of birth?
I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.
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