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Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife
Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'
When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock
A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider
When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock
Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock
Friends that have seen each other naked
John: Are you friends with Wyatt?
Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.
John: Oh. We aren’t that close
When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.
Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!
When a guy gives his girlfriend oral sex while she is on her period and he gets red lips from her blood.
Kevin is into all kinds of kinky stuff. Even if his girlfriend is on her rag, he likes to get a dose of Alabama lipstick. He is such a man whore.
When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard
He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week