pull your head in!

a phrase used by every white Australian male PE teacher when you fuck around.
you're better off to stop being fucking annoying or they'll call you fuckwit for the rest of the year.

"Trent, fucking pull your head in!"

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your a wizzard hary

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

your a wizzard hary, im a what

Flip your biscuits

A version of "flip my biscuits" and "flipped her/his biscuits".

Meaning that someone may go crazy. Most commonly used to explain what someone else has caused to happen.

Ahh man, I know she was harsh in rejecting you, but don't flip your biscuits over it.

Hit it with your purse

Phrase meant to imply that a person isn’t masculine enough to handle a situation in a manly way and that they should therefore handle the situation in a way that someone feminine enough to carry a purse would.

Edgar: Man I have tried and tried and I just can’t get this CV axle out of the transmission. Do you have any idea what I’m doing wrong? Do you know of any tips or tricks I can use?
Jude: Hit it with your purse.

back your mash

Mash means a firearm.
‘back your mash’ means to use your gun to defend yourself in any conflict or altercation.
Used by J.B2 in Russ's tune Link Up

J.B2: Man back your mash and bop with a different sauce

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What’s in YOUR pants?

A popular response to the insanely obnoxious question used in the Capital One ad when they ask, “What’s in YOUR wallet?”

More importantly: What’s in YOUR pants?

tugging your toque

Typical Canadian slang talking about joking around. Can be used in many situations but exceptionally well used in winter where you can pull the toque down over their eyes making the metaphorical "pulling the wool over their eyes" more literal.

"Hey man did you REALLY do that?"
"No way man, I'm just tugging your toque."