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an all boys prep school filled with cocky idiots that didn't get into Salsbury, too stupid to realize porters and walkers girls use them for play and free movie passes... will fuck anything on two legs (including their own roomates) or four legs... anything goes
They are often found unsucessfully attempting to express themselves in either poetry form, rap, or guitar during what they call "open mic night"
AOF dumbass #1 "Dude! I totally got with her this weekend."
AOF dumbass #2 "Really!"
AOF dumbass #1 (silence)..."no"
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A skinny old person. Usually used as a derogatory term.
(While walking through an old, abandoned house)
Mark- "Dude there is garbage everywhere"
Sheiswan- "I know, the old bag of bones that owned this place didn't know how to throw anything away"
Mark- "Look, an old yo-gurt cup. Its 'Fruit on the bottom"
Sheiswan- "I hate fruit on the bottom of yo-gurt. Mix that shit up"
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A retarded faggot who is obsessed with saying "I like pie", yo momma jokes, and potatoes. They also insist that potato is spelled potatoe, which just proves how stupid they really are.
Tom: I raped that bitch in COD!
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)
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a annoying ball of hormones, often thinks that they are the coolest most amazing person in the world but there just an annoying little kid. usually found playing COD with there squeaky voices over the headset.
13 year old- OMG im da coolest.
everyone else- STFU kid.
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sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.
i could use me an old fashioned sperming
joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming
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A sexual act involing Canadian maple syrup.
I thought of her making pancakes for breakfast in bed, but I'd rather use the syrup for giving her an old king clancy.
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A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.
Old Man and the Sea was a pretty fucking good book
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