A mixture of cremé that a female produces in her pants upon seeing a Panda Express.
Aw dang is that a Panda Express? I totally just made some Joop Soup.
the stuff your mom makes every night that tastes so good but makes you fart so bad
person 1: shit bro that stinks sooo bad, what did you eat?!?!?
me: just a bit of mama's lentil soup.
The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.
Also known as eating pussy.
My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.
When you diarrhea in a chick's pussy and then fuck it.
My girl wasn't feeling good last night so I gave her some Dick'n noodle soup.
After getting Poo Noodles, you extract your Poo Noodles into a bowl and proceed to give the Poo Noodle-ee an enema. You then get all of the poo water juices from the enema and put them into the bowl with the Poo Noodles. This creates Poo Noodle Soup.
Yo bro, I went to give some bitch Poo Noodles last night and she offered to have an enema and share Poo Noodle Soup with me! It was lit!
When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.
“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”
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