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“Love at first phone” is the telephone version of “love at first sight”. It is when someone falls in love with someone the first time they speak to them on the phone.
I spoke with Denise Romano today for the first time, feel like I fell in love with her, expression “love at first phone” perfectly describes what happened.
Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss
When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."
Knowing more about a phone then you let on
You kids think I’m so dumb when I’m actually phone savy
You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
*Laughs*
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always doesnt have a phone cause of his grade. lost to anthony in slapbox. cant win aganist kalani in madden also cant win aganist bryant in mobile games. also supports the gayest team the dallas fraud cowboys and is a bitch
"Your such a no phone alex"
"Dont compare me to no phone alex!"
Like stage fright, but phone fright. Afraid or dislikes to talk on the phone. Usually prefers texting. Nervous when the phone rings.
Steve: you never answer your phone when I call, what, you got phone fright or something?