cheese cracker

A Caucasian person (white person) who acts Asian. Cheese crackers (white on the outside and yellow on the inside) are obsessed with Asian culture, sometimes traditional but mostly Asian media and pop culture. They self taught themselves how to speak at least one Asian dialect fluently (Japanese, Mandarin, Cantonese, Korean, Taiwanese, etc...) and usually know handfuls of other Asian languages too. Most of there friends are Asians, and they try, and sometimes are able, to mingle with fobs. Cheese crackers love bubble tea, watch 20-or-more hour long Asian dramas, are able to identify every Asian stationary store in their city/town, and go to karaoke with their Asian friends, where they sing songs in Asian dialects. Cheese crackers only date Asians. Usually they either are or were at one point in there life, obsessed with manga and/or anime. Some cheese crackers attend anime-cons regularly. Female cheese crackers usually like feminine Asian guys. Female cheese crackers also make an attempt to own a large amount of foby clothes and accessories. (Sanrio items, tokidoki bags and clothing, leg warmers, school girl outfits)

"Shelby self taught herself how to speak Korean, and all the boyfriends she ever had were Korean too!"

"Wow she is such a cheese cracker."

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nacho cheese

a really lame pun that will probably own you

what do you call someone else's cheese?

nacho cheese!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
*gets kicked right in the face*

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bunnet cheese

Bunnet cheese is the left over sperm caught in behind your bunnet as your foreskin is rolled forward after climax. The 'cheese' becomes more mature if the bunnet is not washed for several weeks giving a noticable pungent aroma.

Glaswegian Girl - Aye, a went tae suck his boaby and the bunnet cheese wis loutin.

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Ass Cheese

When you shart in your pants and your in such a situation that you can't immedietly get somewhere to change your underwear or you don't realize there is actual poop fermenting inside your pants so you don't think to change your undergarments or you don't care enough to change your underwear. The stinky fart solution saturates your underwear and begins the aging process much like aged cheese.

"I went on a camping trip and accidently sharted. I didn't have an extra change of clothes so I had Ass Cheese growing in my shorts."

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Chucky cheese

he like to plesure girls with his cheese

please chucky more cheese

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Cheese Disease

A non medical term that explains the correlation between people who consume cannabis and their uncanny yet powerful liking of dairy products, particularly cheese.

"Dude I think I have the cheese disease, I ate 18 cheese sticks in one sitting just now."

"I totally have it, I used to eat chunks of mozzarella when I used to work at Panera all the time, it was sick."

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hot cheese

A woman with delicious proportions; so hot she could melt a block of cheese

Joe!! Look at that hot cheese over there!

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