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First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!
Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!
When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter
Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!
something you say right before or after saying something arrogant to acknowledge it and therefore not seem like an ass. (similar to how one uses "no homo" or "no offense")
can also be used to call other people on their arrogance (see 'you have nice legs')
"my science project went so well! I think mine was the best in the class...and I have nice legs"
"I have nice legs but damn I look hot with this new hairdo"
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When your shopping with your mom and your legs get tired but you can't sit down. Also can happen in other places when you get fed up with being around your mom. Also includes girlfriend, sister, wife etc.
We were about to leave the mall but then my mom sees a sales rackand starts looking through it, and i got Shopping with your Mom legs right there, on the spot.
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1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.
2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.
Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric
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When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger
Last night i gave your wife the ol' two legged post pounder
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an act performed to reduce the internal diameter of a virgina.
push the leg of lamb inside the virgina and pull out ONLY the bone. bringing the love hole back to pre pregnancy size.
"Man, she has a big twat! we need to give her a leg of lamb re-bush!"
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