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The shit that comes outa your vag
bro did something come out your vag last night?
ya vagina poo
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When you're dehydrated and drink a large glass of water before bed, your insides churn and suddenly you're up at 1am taking a giant dump.
Dammit, I didn't get any sleep last night! Drank all that water right before bed, and woke up an hour later to take a giant night poo.
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When your balls are so tan it looks like you have dipped your nuts in a bowel of poo.
Holy fuck man look at your dads poo balls!
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A word for a mans penis after he's had 'sex' with a man in the asshole.
"Arrrgg poo dink is GROSS!, reminds me of pudding almost sounds kinda the same."
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when you fill a condom with shit and then wack someone over the head with it.
Oh man you just caned him with the poo bat!
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When a person places their two hands together and sneaks up behind someone, squats down and jabs their tip of their fingers up their anus through pants or whatever their wearing, causing the victim to have a saw anus.
Suspect: sneaks behind victim.
Victim: standing, talking.
Suspect: squats down and puts hands together.
Suspect: aims hands and jabs fingers up but
Victim: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!!!
Victim: ahh, my ass(anus) is soo sore.
Suspect: Hahahahah
Victim: Fucking, poo jabber!
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