Random
Source Code
Random
January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!
A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!
when you have a project or anything really due at a certain time and you don’t wanna do it whatsoever, you always say “eh i’ll do it in 10 minutes”. 10 minutes as in an hour before the class that it’s due in.
Friend: hey have you finished that presentation about Australia??
You: eh i’ll do it in 10 minutes
The 1 to 10 scale is, like, the scale that you use to give your wife an eight, even though she's probably a four plus.
On the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, Angelina's a nine, but you an 8.5 even after five kids, baby.
Rating system for the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale .Has roots in Olympic scoring . Rating of 10 means the best score overall in multiple departments. Facial symentry, hair color/length, breast size/placement, weight/height ratio, length of legs, ass, clothing and desire to mate with her. Has significant sexual undertones.
Hey , see that fine looking bitch sitting at the bar? Hear of the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale .?She's a 9.7? Hot, busty and dressed to bop! I'm going in...
When you have a bruh moment or if it is cringe
Imagine getting your ass kicked
Bruh top 10 moment
Nobody will ever remember him.
He's only a shadow of his peers.
Guy 1: Hey, whats up bro?
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs
Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?
Guy 10: