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colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.

My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!

by QuacksO November 25, 2016


Pee out my butt

Shitting straight liquid. Usually alcohol induced.

Fuck I I gotta pee out my butt! I shouldn't have drinkin' all that High Life.

by DonJuanGotUrMom April 2, 2022


small pee pee man

used to describe someone who is being an absolute bitch

bro 1: “stoppp come on man
bro 2: “bro why u bein such a small pee pee man”

by NalaWyu February 24, 2019


Love Pee

The accidental act of releasing urine while ejaculating on a girl's face. True love is only noticed you expel your inner bacterial fluids, of course.

"Jesus fucking Christ, did you just pee on me?!" --Darling, I love you so much that you made me release my Love Pee onto yourself.

by Ballsackicus February 21, 2017


holy pee

God's pee.

Mary, mother of Jesus: Where's God?
Jesus, son of Mary: Taking a holy pee.

by Infev February 17, 2024


Sus Among Us Friend Cat Pee

Sus Among Us Friend Cat Pee is when someone named fred5ted or tfdrede5 say im mr donkey

fred5ted:im mr donkey

person: sus among us friend cat pee

by aidvhne September 4, 2022


Pee Rat

A rat that is or smells like pee also a username of a person who plays among us , usually described as a dumb smelly bitch and often told to “Shit the fuck up Pee Rat you’re so annoying” which must hurt

Pee Rat is and exquisite being but they are really annoying

by Piss Vermin November 4, 2020