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A sudden and violent sickness with the primary symptom being total liquification and elimination of the entire intestinal tract over a period of days.
During ass flu the infected will experience defication with the consistency of burnt coffee every thirty minutes for at least three days. The accumulated stress will usually lead to an angy starfish with a peanut.
Ass flu is almost always contracted by eating at buffet restaurants frequented by mobs of geriatrics; Golden Coral, Fire Mountain Grill, or Luby's.
I didn't want to go Fire Mountain Grill because it looked like ass flu waiting to happen. When my friend Matt went there he got the worst case of ass flu ever. He said his starfish was destroyed by a peanut cluster.
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An up front ass, no party in the back. Literally. Commonly seen at Walmart, an overweight women without an ass, usually has the fat stored in front. This storage of fat in the front, with the lack of it in the back creates an inverted ass.
"Damn son she had a fat inverted ass" booty
"Jim you don't want that"
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sleeping with many girls and never getting laid. Usually involves hardcore cuddling.
Brett Farve: "I have only been getting platonic ass lately."
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v. to flee from an area, typically to evade trouble
Example 1
Guy 1: "Yo man, you got the goods?"
Guy 2: Hell yeah, give me just on sec my man."
*police siren*
Guy 1: "Oh shit! It's the fuzz! Lets shag ass!"
Example 2
Guy 1: "Dayyyummm! Look at that fine bitch comin'this way."
Guy 2: Nigga, dats my ex! The one I was tellin' you bout who won't stop callin' my house. Lets shag ass!"
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The intense amount of pain in the buttox region that is a consequence of playing too much squash. Due to muscle soreness.
I played squash for four hours today after not having played it in three years. I'm going to have a serious case of squash ass tomorrow.
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n. term for splashback from a portable restroom. Used with dump and jump or hover
I layer the bottom of the toilet with tp to help prevent blue ass.
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