An up front ass, no party in the back. Literally. Commonly seen at Walmart, an overweight women without an ass, usually has the fat stored in front. This storage of fat in the front, with the lack of it in the back creates an inverted ass.
"Damn son she had a fat inverted ass" booty
"Jim you don't want that"
The intense amount of pain in the buttox region that is a consequence of playing too much squash. Due to muscle soreness.
I played squash for four hours today after not having played it in three years. I'm going to have a serious case of squash ass tomorrow.
n. term for splashback from a portable restroom. Used with dump and jump or hover
I layer the bottom of the toilet with tp to help prevent blue ass.
sleeping with many girls and never getting laid. Usually involves hardcore cuddling.
Brett Farve: "I have only been getting platonic ass lately."
v. to flee from an area, typically to evade trouble
Example 1
Guy 1: "Yo man, you got the goods?"
Guy 2: Hell yeah, give me just on sec my man."
*police siren*
Guy 1: "Oh shit! It's the fuzz! Lets shag ass!"
Example 2
Guy 1: "Dayyyummm! Look at that fine bitch comin'this way."
Guy 2: Nigga, dats my ex! The one I was tellin' you bout who won't stop callin' my house. Lets shag ass!"
think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.
"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"