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Love means feeling like you can fly, it means never being alone, it means feeling like superman. it does however feel like being stabbed in the heart with a thousand flaming daggers and also feels like no one understands, like before u feel like superman but at times its like you are surrounded by Kryptonite !
being in love and seeing the one you love with someone else !
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Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT SHREK IS LOVE
Donkey: E
Lord Farquaad: *Jealous noises*
Shrek: You forgot life.
Donkey: *simp*
Lord Farquaad: *Dies of jealousy*
Fiona: E
Shrek: E
Donkey: E
Lord Fartquaad: E
Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME E!
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One of the most the most painful things in the world. It is also the most beautiful
When her heart broke, she knew she was in love.
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A term that means "I'm only saying this because I want to get into your tight ass pants, you whore".
Commonly mixed up with a feeling that gets you higher than a damn kite.
Fuck anyone for using it the first way.
Guy: Hey do you wanna go out to the car *wink*
Girl: No.
Guy: I love you.
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The only word more powerful than FUCK.
Girl - I love you.
Boy - DAMN, BITCH!! couldn't you have just said you wanted to fuck me!
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Pain, more pain, then you die.
Love stinks! Yeah, yeah (love stinks) - J. Gelis Band (1980)
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Love is 6" deep
(Size varies depending on race, heritage, insecurity and fapping)
It travels from the back of your brain, down through your spine and out the head of your dick. There is nothing as over rated as a piece of ass and nothing as under rated as a good shit.
Lover: "I love him/her"
Dood: "Really? How long have you been seeing each other?"
Lover: "About a month now."
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