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Ex 1:
Person walks by somebody that is smoking a joint.
Person: "Yeah the/those birds are real".
Ex 2:
You and your friend walk by someone who you think is high.
You say to your friend, "The/those birds are real for that guy."
An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.
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A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.
Person 1: Look at that bird!
Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!
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a girl that is weird as fuck for no reason, a girl that stays talking shit about the next person, ain’t got shit going for herself, or a girl that is obsessed/stuck on her ex
She’s a bird ass bitch. Always talking about the next person.
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Two best friends. Please cherish each other, you may not always have each other. I miss my bird.
“Two birds of a feather, say that they’re always gonna stay together.” Remember, conflict happens, treat each other right, tell them how you feel before it’s to late.
Lola: What are we?
Macy: I think we’re soul mates. Soul mates don’t have to be romantic, but I think you’re my other half.
Lola: That sounds right.
Macy went on to die, later that year.
Lola, now spender their days thinking about “Two birds, on a wire. One says, come on! And the other says, I’m tired.” Blaming themselves for Macy’s death.
Meaning, the two birds on a wire may be best friends, but they can still lose each other. Things can move at different places, and may even fall behind. Cherish each other.
Song: Two birds , Regina Spektor.
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Replaces "Black Friday" as corporate America jump starts the holiday shopping season one day earlier than normal.
Mom: Now don't forget... Thanksgiving dinner at our house. Same time as usual.
Bud: Can't make it.
Mom: What? Why not?
Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.
Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".
Bud: Gold bless America!
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The Oy Oy Bird is an extremely rare bird existing in the Amazon rainforest. Only males have been observed yet. The species most conspicuous characteristics are huge testicles and shorts legs. Due the birds landings it suffers great pain caused by the shorts legs incapability of absorbing the shock.
Studies tells that the direct collision between the birds testicles and objects damage and affects the birds fertillity. This may explain the rarity of the specie.
The spectacular bird earned it's name from the moment before a landing and says this weird sound "oy oy oy oy OY!!!".
Look, there is the rare Oy Oy Bird! "Oy oy oy oy OY!!"
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