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If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop
*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A
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the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit
What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.
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He is the sweetest person you will ever meet on earth and he is very nice and hardworking.
David Angkola Kieran are very good
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Most beautiful man to exist
Best Twitch streamer
Friends with Ronnie Radke
The inventor or Magic 8 Ball Roulette
Notices his fans all the time
"Did you see the new Kyle David Hall stream last night?"
"Yeah! He noticed my comment in the chat!"
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A boy who tries too hard to impress girls, lives at Maddie’s or the Sands, is in love with their school (iNaNdA rEpReSeNt 🖤💛), think they can get all the girls, can be rlly rude/bullies, embrace all the toxic masculinity and have small dicks :)
Person 1: Look who she’s dating, a st davids boy
Person 2: Haha good luck he’s gonna cheat on her
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some random kid from rochester. he just showed out of no where one day at SUNY Geneseo. due to the fact that he is overage, he can buy not only himself, but others alcohol. though it hasnt been confirmed, many believe that he feels it necessary to drink the same amount as the people around him (ex. alex, emily and doug each drink 10 beers...dave drinks 30).
once drunk, he begins to sleep in the nearest place that "looks comfortable"...this usually ends up being in the bed of Kyle Saxton, who comes back to his room, without fail, 5 minutes after Dave passes out. Dave will then awaken 2 and a half hours and claim that he didnt fall asleep, but merely rested his eyes for 2 minutes max.
working at the local school's buffet on the southside of the suny geneseo campus, he doesnt even really do anything. you can see him wandering around, talking to people, busting peoples balls, and eating stuff off of people's plates claiming he was "checking out the food quality".
living in the meadows apartment next semester, his two roommates Kyle Saxton and Doug Brown dont really know how they feel about rooming with him. on the bright side, dave drinks and is known to party it up. on the bad side, dave drinks and is known to party it up.
previously: last week dave got a ticket from policeman joe
scene: wednesday night/thursday morning, a room that isnt daves', dave has been drinkin
policeman joe: whats your name again?
David Lee Roberts: dave
policeman joe: and whats your major again? DRINKING!!!
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