When your brosef wakes up super early and takes one for the team by patrolling every surf break before your sorry ass even gets out of bed, and before you can even check surfline he's got the whole swell report waiting for you with the perfect spot already picked out.
Man, Van really did his dude diligence this morning, second point was firing, we owe him one for sure.
When you don't wanna say gangbang out loud.
I've done some dude bingeing lately, it's so good.
A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.
"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"
1. Designated coordinates where a group of dudes gather to comit pure faggotry.
2. Eight dudes jamming nine dudes.
Joe goes to a frat party to be fully unsweet to see eight dudes jamming nine dudes --you know, a bogus dude jam zone.
A term used by a 'bro dude'; means something is enjoyable or good
"Hey bro, did you catch the game last night?"
"Hell yeah! It was a banger, dude!"
To have sexual intercourse with a girl in a very non-romantic or passionate way, for the sole purpose of elevating one's manly stature. Usually achieved through the use of excessive allusions and peer pressure, and followed by excessive bragging in deep manly vocal register to one's bros.
Note the phonetic similarity between "to do" and "to dude".
Example 1:
Kathleen - "So last night I had this really weird dream."
Jade - "Did it involve midgets in plaid?"
Kathleen - "It did, actually. One was trying to dude me. He wanted to be able to brag to his friends, but then a dragon flew by and devoured him. And I just sat there wearing a Queen Amidala costume."
Jade - "You had that dream last week."
Kathleen - "Yeah...I think I need therapy."
Example 2:
Bro 1 - I totally did Sarah last night.
Bro 2 - Do you like her?
Bro 1 - Eh, she's okay.
Bro 2 - (thinks to self) Oh, he duded her. I can't decided if that makes him cool or not. I think it does.
a person who looks up on youtube all day
your such a tuber dude