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To have sex with a goat while wearing a feather headdress.
I got caught goat feathering the neighbors pet.
When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.
When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.
goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual
Noemie's goats are going berserk!
A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
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Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.