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City ham is a term used in some parts of the United States for any bougie, silly man, lightly cured of distasteful behavior, which must be kept at a distance to preserve it. It is generally used to get "wet cured", that is injected with or soaked in a brine solution containing high concentrations of salts.
"So, Jamie, which one of your side meats was that? Was he the sausage you were bragging about the other day?"
"No, just a City Ham, but he still makes for a decent snack."
When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.
girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”
5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”
If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.
Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.
Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.
Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.
Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
Another description for testicles.
Man: Damn, my ham jibblets are freezing.
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?
Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.
Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.
Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.
Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.