Random
Source Code
Random
the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through
(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history
(son) (shit)
Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.
"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
internet marketing is marketing a product or service online to increase a businesses revenue.
jaysonlinereviews.com teaches internet marketing to peeps who want to earn money online
What normies call crypto currency.
"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"
- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.
The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it
Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep
typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.
person 1 - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person 2 - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person 1 - internet-lisp