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An offensive phrase to use when one is under stress. It is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
Sweet Mary mother of fuck, I didn't do my theology homework
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Homosexual subculture expression where one over the edge gay man indicates that the news or incident that has happened to him isjust too terrible to explain (but he's going to tell you anyway); Mary ... another gay man
QUESTION: So where is the autographed program from the Barbra Streisand concert?
REPLY: Oh Mary, don't ask! After I rode the train for two fucking hours out to Port Jefferson, that fucking tight assed bitch wouldn't sell it to me.
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stuck up bitches with their head up they’re own arse. Closed minded and put shame on anyone who don’t think their way. Usually developed during the primary 7 so senior 1 stage. Haven’t heard of a sesh
Eh John is she coming tonight?
No, she’s a victim of the Mary erskine school curse
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When a woman who’s never had sex feels like they’re pregnant after a prolonged period no menstruation
I haven’t gotten my period in 2 months I’m having the Virgin Mary pregnancy scare!!!
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A virgin muslim whos name is either Mary or Maryam
"are u coming to the party"
"no i cant i have plans with Mary The Virgin Muslim Solider"
When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.
Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
SMCC is a catholic school for thots and prep kids.
The kids at Saint Mary Catholic School are just preppies and thots