to take your punch in the mouth
"i want to punch you"
"i'll eat your punches and break your neck
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The opening between female's legs; a vagina.
Dylan: Did you have sex with that girl?
Simon: Yeah, I hit her saucy punch hole.
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When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat
I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.
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When you're eating a girl out and she has her legs wrapped around you. Then you penetrate her butthole with your tongue and she's so surprised, she spreads her legs like a monkey from Tanzania
Damn bro, that Tanzanian tongue punch made that bitch flail. Butt stuff ass play rim job penetration
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When during sex you administer a Donkey Punch so hard chocolate comes out, similar to novelty wooden donkeys that defecate candy.
When I gave her a Wooden Donkey Punch, it was raining chocolate.
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1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.
2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.
Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.
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when a man donkey punches a woman at the top of a staircase and rides her down the stairs
Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.
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