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Tanzanian tongue punch

When you're eating a girl out and she has her legs wrapped around you. Then you penetrate her butthole with your tongue and she's so surprised, she spreads her legs like a monkey from Tanzania

Damn bro, that Tanzanian tongue punch made that bitch flail. Butt stuff ass play rim job penetration

by hoover50 October 12, 2015

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Wooden Donkey Punch

When during sex you administer a Donkey Punch so hard chocolate comes out, similar to novelty wooden donkeys that defecate candy.

When I gave her a Wooden Donkey Punch, it was raining chocolate.

by uramisan August 18, 2010

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Alaskan Throat Punch

When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat

I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.

by shneed March 21, 2017

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Saucy Punch Hole

The opening between female's legs; a vagina.

Dylan: Did you have sex with that girl?

Simon: Yeah, I hit her saucy punch hole.

by P'Lod January 18, 2010

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eat your punches

to take your punch in the mouth

"i want to punch you"

"i'll eat your punches and break your neck

by eboehm February 13, 2017

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Three-Hole Punch

1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.

Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.

by Harris Bergenstein October 17, 2012

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donkey punch toboggan

when a man donkey punches a woman at the top of a staircase and rides her down the stairs

Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.

by The Scottish Muffinman November 26, 2009

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