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When a very fat person not only loses weight but becomes extremely buff.
A: Look at Josh! He was like 300 pounds and now he's ripped.
B: I know, he did a Reverse Marlon Brando.
When a bitches thighs ooze outta her shorts
Damn her shorts are too damn small! Shes gotta "reverse muffin top!"
A particular form of a push-up in which someone does the exercise with their body facing the ceiling instead of the floor, and the person is trying to push their back up from the floor, rather than their stomach.
Despite requiring about the same amount of strength and effort, this exercise is much less common than regular push-ups.
James: I can't do push-ups. They're just too difficult.
Michael: You should try reverse push-ups.
James: Dude, nobody does that. You realize how many weird looks that'll get?
When a girl is giving a man a blow job, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he's blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.
Why are you so blind today? Did your mom give you a reverse dirty pirate last night?
Infinite Reverse Card is a more powerful version of the Uno reverse card and Billions of times stronger than no u
the Infinite Reverse card is the holy grail of reverse cards and can obliterate your opponents even if they have a Uno reverse card
Person 1: ur stupid and ugly
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Uno reverse card
Person 2: Infinite reverse card
Person 1: * screams in terror and dies a bloody and brutal death*
A reverse gravity bong (or waterfall) is a smoking apparatus that can be easily made with household objects. One of the most widely used versions is one where the user melts a socket wrench piece into the cap of water bottle and burns a hole at the bottom of the bottle, allowing the water inside to flow out, and the smoke to flow in. Weed is packed into the socket piece, and the hole at the bottom of the bottle is plugged. Water is then put into the bottle until it fills up. After, the weed is ignited while letting go of the hole at the bottom. When all the water is gone, simply unscrew the cap and inhale the smoke.
Guy #1: Dude, what should we smoke out of? I forgot my piece.
Guy#2: Let's just make a reverse gravity bong in your garage.
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