Rule 27

If music is playing, you must dance

1: Here's the fight song
2: Come on, we've gotta dance
1: What? Why?
2: Rule 27

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Rule 180

If you have had a premonition of your life ending and that premonition is coming true save yourself a hour and a half and just die

Dude#1: I SEEN IT WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE GET ME OFF THIS PLANE

Dude#2:Seriously dude?...Rule 180

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rule 404

A pornographic, antonymous pun on "Error 404". It suggests, much unlike Error 404, that if you can think of it, that there is porn for it.

Person 1: Dude, wtf. Why would you even think of a santa-midget toe-fucking a hippo with his tounge?

Person 2: I didn't think of it... it already exists; Rule 404.

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Rule 16

Rule 16 states that "No boner shall go flaccid without proper ejaculation." This means that a boner must reach ejaculation by means of vaginal, oral, anal sex or by masturbation before it is aloud to return to a flaccid state. Rule 16 applies at anytime of day, in any location or situation. Unorthodox methods of ejaculation are encouraged.

Mike: Jon has a boner! I see it in his sweat pants!

Jon: Damn. (Jon applies Rule 16 and pulls out his dick and jerks off)

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Rule of thumb

Originating from the Middle East, this refers to a father trying to penetrate his daughter with his thumb in order to assess whether she is ready to be married off. If penetration is impossible then she is not ready for marriage.

As a rule of thumb, Samira thought her father was somewhat unpredictable.

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rules of ifunny

The first rule of iFunny is you do not talk about iFunny. The second rule of iFunny is part of the ship, part of the crew. The third rule of iFunny is emojis do not make your meme funny. The fourth rule of iFunny is crop your fucking memes

Person 1: “Hey have you heard of this app called iFunny?”
Person 2: “The first rule of iFunny is do not talk about iFunny.”
Person 1: “Why are there rules of iFunny? Isn’t this just a meme app?”

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Naked Rule

After seeing someone that you like naked a friendship can no longer exist. This comes from when couples break up and ex's can no longer be your friends.

Once you have seen them naked, they can no longer be your friend...

You can't be friends with your ex, Naked Rule man!

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