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The act of a man urinating while standing without touching the penis.
Guy1: "Why didn't you wash your hands?"
Guy2: "It's ok, I was flying without wings."
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An asian person who thinks they are English and doesn't know what malteasers are even though they own the corner shop
''look at that fucking flying carpet...what a sand monkey''
''what was that?? I got a whiff of curry''
''oh a flying carpet just went passed us''
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When a guy meets a girl in the lavoratory for a blowjob and just when he's about to cum, he pinches her nose, relieving the altitude pressure in her ears.
When Jim and Heather flew to Australia, he gave her an Angry Fly United in the bathroom!
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When a girl or boy sends mixed signals whether or not it is intentional. This can be used to friend zone you. ):
Jessica told jimmy she loved him but when he asked her out she said she didn't love him like that.
Jessica is a Venus Fly Trap
Jimmy asked Alexandra to the movies but didn't tell her his friends where going.
Not only did jimmy Cock-Blocked himself he is a Venus fly trap
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Female version of tea-bagging.
I threw a dollar on the stage and the stripper Venus fly trapped it.
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When you're banging your chick, take your balls and put one in each of her eye sockets then throw your dick right down the middle of her head.
Ever show your girl the house fly mohawk
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what every bitch wants and or needs. when she thinks about you so much she has a dream.
- when the nigga is so fly she has to change her panties. -
greatest fly boy fantasy - anthony G and or andrew dis
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