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The art of repeatedly caressing one's 5 o'clock shadow for pure enjoyment--Usually done for extended periods of time by another individual. Most commonly practiced by gently extending the back of the hand, placing it on said cheek, and softly stroking in an up and down motion OR delicately moving one's face in multiple directions across the cheek. Usually results in peace and comfort to both participants.
Miley Cyrus thought it would be a good idea to face rape Adam Levine because he hadn't shaved his face in two weeks.
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Person1: You should search tentacle rape on google
Person2: Okay?
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Brain raped or brain raping: When you're woman is watching a dumb ass show and you can't seem to get up. Or if you get yourself stuck in a conversation with a couple of retards. It sucks you in. You can feel the brain cells diminishing but you can't do a thing about it. You're almost I a trance or a hypnotic state.
Mary: hey the WB has their season premiere on tonight! And look Gossip Girl is on...
John: this is so gay (but I can't get out of my seat to leave)
Joe: how can people sit and watch the Jersey Shore and then complain that it's stupid?
Ben: dude! It's cause most are women and women love brain raping television...
Office douchebag: Oooh I'm so awesome. How was your weekend; guess what I did? Blah blah blah...
Ben: fuck, I'm gettin brain raped, again.
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When in the act of being raped, the hostess turns the tables while being raped and begins to rape the host.
"I pulled a reverse rape on my father."
"Jim was getting raped by bob the other day then Jim overpowered Bob and started to rape him."
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A liquid made from the combination of bodily fluids and excrement after a brutal rape session. Rape sauce usually excretes from the victim's anus after the session is over and is typically limited to homosexual activity or a term used in video games.
These ingredients include, but aren't limited to blood, semen, and feces.
Rape sauce can also include smegma, sweat, saliva or any other lubricant, and even penile discharge from sexually transmitted diseases.
Higher quality rape sauce is generally made from multiple participants which results in "gang rape sauce."
I'm gonna slam that queer against the wall and make some rape sauce!
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Painful chafing or blistering of the penis arising from the unwanted friction caused by having sex with an insufficiently lubricated partner, either with or without their consent.
Man, Laura and I got wasted last night and she really wanted to fuck. I kept trying to jam it in her but she wasn't wet enough. I woke up this morning with a bad case of Rape Dick.
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(Pronounced Daaate Raaaaape)
1. Noun - A Hell's Angel.
2. Pertaining to a lowest of the low scum bag, with no sense of right or wrong, when it comes to rape, sexual abuse or what is right or wrong sexually.
3. Verb - An actual date rape (a woman getting wronged), as a result of the Date Rapes (noun) selling GHB 'the Date Rape Drug'.
"Nice jacket, Sargent at Arm's (reaching towards a woman's drink to drop date rape in it), I see you've gotten your badge in being a total fucking idiot, Sargent must be a high ranking Date Rape."
"You know those Date Rapes get 6,087 women wronged, 21 percent of rapes in Ontario, mostly between the ages of 16-24, from their GHB 'the date rape drug' and Ketamine, per year in their territory."
"You hear about the Pickton Farm? The Date Rapes partied there a lot, and had the exact same operation in Melbourne Australia, where a woman escaped after a 5 day being wronged/torture and was quoted 'they said if I was good I'd be shot in the head, and if I wasn't I'd be thrown in the grinder and fed to the pigs'."
"That guy gets young women raped for money, knows it's going to happen, but chooses the money over avoiding those young women being scarred for life, what a Date Rape."
"Call them Date Rape, until they stop selling it."
"Hey look, it's GHB on wheels!"
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