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God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"
When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.
My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.
A absolute tank of a nigga
You know Willi Jones, he's a tank of a nigga
When someone busts a nut in your ear.
I gave my girl a white willy when she looked away at the last second.
The white Willy is when two people get in to bed and one proceeds to give the other one a hand job and right as he’s going to cum the other person puts there mouth to the penis and starts giving a blow job.
Person 1: “dude Stacey gave me the weirdest blow job”
Person 2: “let me guess, the white Willy.”
Person 1: “yea how did you know?”
The act of a female homosapien inserting her digital into her vagina. Taking out her bloody digital the proceeds to put it in someone's ear. Hence a more extreme, gory, version of the classical "Wet Willy."
Yo is your ear bleeding?
_Nah Camilla gave me a "Bloody Willy."
What's that?
_She put her bloody finger in my ear...
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