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When someone in your family rips one that sounds like Perry the Platypus.
This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.
The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.
We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!
The test fart you make when you are unsure if it's a fart or a poop. Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you poop. "The farts you make are equal to the farts you take" -Paul McCartney.
This is really just a definition of an occurrence. Nobody uses security fart in a sentence.
The hollowed and often airy fart produced during a poop or similar. It often resembles a noise made in a gymnasium or a large chamber and often resounds throughout the bathroom.
I was in the library bathroom, and i had the loudest chamber fart. I am pretty sure the janitor heard.
When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.
I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.
When your friend pees in your butt, then you bend over and fart it out like a fountain in front of a fancy hotel!
I ordered this call girl, she said she was into butt stuff. She was thrilled during anal, then she had to fart and I had to pee at the same time! We had the perfect mix for a golden fart!