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Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 1, 2017


Short bus kid

1. Retarded children or mentally disabled child

Specially abled? You call short bus kids specially abled? They’re just retarded!

by Typhoon suey May 30, 2024


shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.

"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator

by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023


Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.

Damn that guy is shorting.

by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021


Short Bus Mafia

Those kids you used to make fun of because they wore helmets and rode the " special kids" mini bus to school have now formed their own wrecking crew

You shoulda seen it, they just rolled right over him, backed up and rolled him again shouting "Short Bus Mafia!"....that aint your grandma's powerchair, shit

by SHACKDIESEL March 23, 2023


Take short

To last for a small duration of time. Antonym of "take long". Logically, if something can "take long", it should also be able to "take short". "For short", "be short", and "last short" are similar.

This homework should take short.
I will only be here for short.
George said he'd be short, but he still isn't here.
Liz Truss's premiership lasted short.

by Hobox March 21, 2023


short bus baddie

a baddie (hot girl) that rides the short bus (school bus for specially abled kids).
common alternative to "short bus shorty"

"your girl is stupid" "yeah, right? she a short bus baddie"

by autismusstiller June 20, 2023