A Draco simp and an Eli simp (an addiction to a very hot depressed girl who barely sleeps)
wow i’m such a Isabelle Corn Felton
Man meat with pieces of poop on (usually corn) after anal sex.
Also a reference to Corned Beef, which is also known as bully beef
"Bro don't you love eating Corned Meat?"
"Hell yeah brother, I love the chocolaty after taste!"
See “Crop-dusting” meaning letting off a round of farts as you walk along. Usually small, cute ones.
She was pepper-Corning all the way to her locker and didn’t realise there was someone behind her.
The nuggets that stick to your knob when pulling out after anal sex.
Hey, they must have a lot of anal sex, look at all the love corn they’ve collected.
Distilled by Heaven Hill, Mellow Corn is the greatest whiskey ever made. It’s made from at least 80% corn, it’s bottled in bond, and only $15-$20. It’s even better than Blanton's.
Don’t waste your money on overpriced allocated bourbons, buy Mellow Corn instead!
The last of the popcorn in the popcorn machine hopper @ the movie theater. The scrumbins and old maids stuck in the corner that they have to work to dig out. Typically what you get for your $8, then the guy behind you in line gets the fresh batch.
Bro! I totally cut in line @ the snack counter, then paid the price with corner corn. The dink behind me got the hot & fresh. Hoist upon mine own petard, Bro.
Bro! Went to Chipotle for a chicken burrito, but they were down to corner corn, so I got steak instead. Dodged a bullet, Bro.