The act of drawing a penis in pen on your finger to stamp on another's paper.
Guy 1: I'm gonna draw a dick on my finger to Dick Bomb Jeff!
Guy 2: Sick Dick Bombing, dude!
What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.
He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.
The item that gets pulled up on you if you keep fucking with someone.
Keep fucking with me, ima pull up with the dick and nuts
Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.
My mechanic called with a "bouquet of dicks" telling me it's the transmission that's shot.
(negative expression)
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick
Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock
I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...
noun,
1. a pussy-fermented penis.
2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.
Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."
Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"