Wrist phone

Dad calls

Dad "do you have your wrist phone?"

Me "wtf is a wrist phone?"
Dad "you know that thing you wear on your wrist that makes calls and stuff."
Me "dad, are you talking about my smart watch?"
Dad "yeah, your wrist phone!"
Me "no I don't have my wrist phone." 😂🤣

Are you wearing your wrist phone?

Phone Check

black man outside microphone check, black man inside phone check. why? you gotta spit hot 16 to somebody, we is only human.

mic check, microphone check, phone check.Is this Thing on? Hello is anyone hearing this? hello mama? mama!!!

Phone rule

When you’re with friends and you’re on your phone. You make them feel that they are boring or you don’t wanna be around them.

When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.

You didn’t follow the phone rule and make them feel bad.

phone it

talk otp/ phone call

"do you want to phone it?"

Phone-phobic

Person who hates and is against the usage of a phones and basically any type of electronic device. More specifically most old people.

Man, I swear that this guy is actually Phone-phobic, he keeps telling me the Phone is a disease

Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens

co-co cola phone

the phone that co-co cola made

person 1: i just got the co-co cola phone!!!
person 2: good for you