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when u pull a scratcher and take her home after a night on the town with the boyo's.
god that scratcher i was lady riding lastnite was a hound.
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when you riding in the truck and your friend is fucking drunk as shit and starts singin to the music and grabs to visor and starts banging his head like a fucking stupid ass.
beer+car= possible visor riding.
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dump on a girls chest then T.F. her boobies
I was throat jousting my woman and it turned into a snail ride.
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To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers
"I'm just catching a ride from Edmonton to the circus in Winnipeg" said circus boy.
"Yeah, a Canadian bus ride" said madman holding a large knife
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The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.
I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.
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Using a Pad or Tampon during menstruation.
"No sex tonight, She's riding the white horse." "Ride the White horse"
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Refers to an incedent in Texas 10 years ago when a mob chained a young black man to a pick up truck and dragged him to death.
Chaining anyone to a vehicle and dragging them.
You wanna go for a Texas Chain ride? Keep flappin' your gums.
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