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The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.
I'm sorry I can't go horseback riding today, I received a nitty gritty rusty fucker last night.
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A unique and tasty spin on rusty trombone, the double dutch rusty rudder has officially happened once a girl eats your asshole while simultaneously giving you a reach around. However, your hand is on her arm guiding the pace of the HJ. Personally, I like getting double dutch rusty rudders while listening to Santana's Oye Como Va. The whole experience is very hispanic for me. Mostly because I like to eat churros while I receive them.
The last time Lonny Baxter received a proper Double Dutch Rusty Rudder, he was watching Perfect Strangers picturing Balky behind him.
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Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.
"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
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When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
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Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass
I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.
The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.
Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.
A sexual act believed to originate in Wichita, Kansas during the 1940s. This act requires two women, a rusty metal pipe, soapy water and balloons.
To perform the rusty roller coaster, both women undress and one end of the rusty pipe is inserted into the anus one one of them. The second woman pours the soapy water into the rusty pipe to fill up the anus.
A balloon is placed over the open end of the rusty pipe and woman #1 carefully stands up to drain herself of the liquid through the pipe e.g.. rusty roller coaster into the balloon. The balloon is tied shut and thrown at the head of woman #2.
Sheila really gave Jessica the rusty roller coaster last night, she showered for an hour to get clean.
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