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A sophomoric euphimism for the visible parts of female genitalia, owing to the resemblance to shaved meat.
"Her roast beef taco smells like fish, ironically."
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When you have the shits and it looks like a beef curry
Fuck it dude i aint cummin out..i have beef curry syndrome
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"she had these really wet flangey beef towlets, i couldn't keep my cock away!"
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1. Colorectal cancer to own the libs.
2. Cow-based charlatanism; runs in families.
3. Keto 4.0, for incels.
'Did you hear about Benjamin, he's started that all-beef diet after spending several hundred dollars accessing nutritional advice from a quack with zero qualifications, all in the hope it'll bring him closer to her equally kooky dad.'
'Well, there was a recent outbreak of BSE, so let's hope CJD does its thing and this distinctly boneheaded contingency collectively win the next few decades' Darwin Awards.'
'To be fair, bovine spongiform encephalopathy does accurately describe the brain states of these pathological simpletons.'
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When a man with a thin Twizzler like penis fucks his girlfriend while she's on her period then sticks it in her ear.
DO ME DO ME. I love me some rusty beef needle!
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loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women
"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."
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