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The forbidden legendary insult that even the ones who dare to speak it quickly choke and die. If said the universe will implode in on itself until there is nothing left but the eternal abyss of silence.
Bob; your granpap a trap
Carl; *said while dying* you leave me no other choice,
Bob; No, have mercy!
Carl; your male baby a lady!
*the earth around then squished them into the void*
On the 3rd of October, it will be all ladies are bisexual day!
Hey! Do you know it's all ladies are bisexual day tomorrow?
That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.
Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.
Apparently from the book 'Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness' by Bryan Lee O'Malley..... Meaning is unsure of though we think it can be used as a means of intimidation.....
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......
Girl1)Now ur walking faster?
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!
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A terrible taste much like that you would find if you scooped out some bath water from the tub in which old ladies were bathing!
Who wants to do that? Not I.
Note that this bath water contains senile old lady germs. Which are no fun.
I aint payin for this here coolatta. It tastes like OLD LADIES IN A BATH TUB.
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A greeting used most commonly by people under the influence of the chronic bionic.
Phil walks into room of people: Lady Batter Bobsleigh and people reply aye!
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omg neve is such a chemistry queen boss lady
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