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Adhesive tape stragically placed to support naturally sagging breasts. Frequently used by female fashion models and wannabees to make their love pillows appear as perky as the the day they first noticed they had them.
"Hey Heidi, where's the tit tape? I can't go out there with these spaniel's ears" "I don't know Laetitia, I think Naomi used it all"
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The fattest, most awesome tits that you've ever seen in your life.
I want to find me a nice pair of meat tits.
Hey Bill, check out the meat tits on that one.
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When people have done something stupid, you would call them this.
"Oh My God - you are such a group of Timmy Tits!"
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The eventual product from female breast milk. can be made from tit milk into tit cheese, tit youghurt and tit butter.
also similar to the term nob cheese.
"oh I do like a bit of tit cheese with me crackers gromit"
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chicken tits - when a parent feeds a female child large amounts of non free range chicken containing excessive growth hormones for increased meat tenderness and mass. The result being wherein the child proceeds to enter the puberty stages and totally end up being a hot babe with huge knockers who likes to slut around.
"hey, that girl over there looks like her parents were really nice when she was little and took her out to eat alot at kentucky fried chicken."
"why do you say that?"
"Because she has chicken tits and I want to have sex with her"
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EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.
Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"
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Danish term for tits that are absolutely humongous!
Oh, look at those big Sandra tits!
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