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Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!
Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment
When a guy doesn't get a blow job and whines and cries likena little bitch afterwards.
When johnmy couldnt get a blowjob he went home and cried like a sniffle dick
Biggest NN coming from US, who? Dude got tapped while trying to play smart, but he is botnik NN
vert dick stop talking
When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.
When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.
I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
Any man who takes sexual desire to women of extreme size and weight, whito is a clear example of participating in these activities as he has a profound interest in women who have a large stature.
geeze! Mobey loves a good whale, Thats the 4th BBW video hes watched today. Hes a real Mobey Dick!
Do not disrespect my shit
Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me
When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.
That event really sucked dick, in a braces way.