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an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from
thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.
Something or someone who takes the joy out of life.
I hate working with that guy, he's a total dick-blister.
When a mans “thing” is in between a woman’s two front “things”!!!
Or could be a last name of a person.
Unbelievable she gave me a dick bun last night...
A penis bent into a triangular shape around the outline of the smiling mouth of an OC or character, usually done on a collaborative drawing site by random people to ruin your artwork. The name ''Speed Dick'' used to describe any quickly drawn penis on another's property seems to have been adopted for the type of penis described above although aside from the fact the penis above is often drawn quickly over the mouth, the label ''Speed Dick'' does not really serve as a good description of the object it's self however the name has stuck.
''Bro my drawing just got speed dicked.'' ''Watch this I am going to speed dick this motherfucker.''
a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
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A big nonce normally called Alfie. They are gay and have loads of fake friends and can’t deal with losing
Wow he’s a proper dick for cheating on you