Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?
the most beautiful thing that you could possibly lay your mortal eyes upon, not even the face of god himself could possibly compare to this sight. it grips with the force of 1,000 suns and 23 million black holes all at the same time, it would take king Arthur, Thor, Zeus, Poseidon, Homelander, omni-man, and Hercules pulling at the same time in order to get me to move even a millionth of a millimeter out of it.
YOU KNOW THAT THAT LYN-ASS GRIPS MU BOY!
Amazing role model who is never wrong.
Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.
That fat ass honky is going to eat the whole buffet.
A challenge for all genders to absolutely roast the shit out of someone, get revenge, and avenge someone
Boy 1: HEY BRO ITS Kick Ass April
Boy 2:OH BOY LET THE ROASTING COMMENCE
The kind of night where you get so fucked up you end up texting your ex-after drinking ice tea flavored white claws
Theo texted his ex girlfriend because he was having a buck ass night
When you play Twisted Fate against assassins.
Suck ass :
"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck evryone"
"Uninstall"