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Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022


Dilly Dick

Any unusually shaped dick with a large amount of bumps and nubs on it usually due to genetic deformities or other disease.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.

The guys at the gym laugh at my Dilly Dick that's loaded with bumps, but that's fine because I'm banging all their girlfriends regularly and women love my pickle shaped dick.

by Ridge man February 16, 2018


dick greedy

When one person in a multi-person sexual encounter is hogging all the dick.

"Bitch you gotta share, don't be Dick Greedy!"
-J.G.

by johnflaps423 March 6, 2018


LiL Dagger Dick

LiL Dagger Dick is a nickname any male can be called by they girl meaning they got a 5 inch or bigger

Ayye lil Dagger Dick fawk goin on

by 🍉🖤YoungDaggerDick🖤🍉 December 12, 2020


LiL Dagger Dick

LiL Dagger Dick is a nickname any male can be called by they girl meaning they got a 5 inch or bigger

Ayye lil Dagger Dick fawk goin on

by 🍉🖤YoungDaggerDick🖤🍉 December 12, 2020


My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024


Gary's Shiny Dick

When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.

It was a fun party tonight, it ended with a Gary's Shiny Dick move.

by IPA Nobleman December 21, 2020