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allotted time spent apart from your significant other based on reasons related to smoldering, over-cuddling, sleeping-in, and overall depth or breadth of the situation
Mike sat in the distillery quaffing a bier to get dick-space from his girlfriend.
When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.
Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?
His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe
Getting yourself stuck in a tight situation
You really got your Dick in a Pickle when you and your wife buying an apartment next to your mistress.
When your dick gets caught in the zipper of your jeans or hoodie
Hey dude can you help me I got Garand Dick
Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.
I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.
The cops are gonna pick you up in a black and white frown dick, bad boy
Fully annihilated in any context wherever used.
The Sunblade Arch Mage must be dicked down into the earth or the priests will heal him to full health.