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on November 7th ever person under 5ft gets to call their 5ft friends nooblets
under 5ft: Hey it's November 7 and that means you're a nooblet
5ft friend: true
National slap the shit out of all of your friends day during school
Me: Yo it’s November 7
Friend: please god no
Babes before boys because boys bring babies
Alexis: hey girllll I heard your man broke up with ya, too bad for him he didn’t even deserve yo pretty ass
Lexi: yeah he’s a total bitch * cries inside*
Alexis: maybe you should just follow The 7 B’s next time
Lexi: huh? What’s that
Alexis: babes before boys because boys bring babies. As in don’t get yourself a man get yourself a girlll *slutty giggles*
Alexis and Lexi next evening …
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Write a letter to your friends and put it in their locker, you can write how thankful you are that you met them, how good of a friend they are and so on.
Friend: Oh, look a letter
Y/n: Woah, cool wonder who's it from?
Frined: *opens and reads letter* naww thank you *hugs*
Y/n: Ohh it wasn't supposed to make you cry, I'm sorry haha. You know 7 december just had to do it hahah.
When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
The 7-10 Spit is when you fill a girl's mouth with your cum and then she spits it out, splitting into 2 distinctly separate jizz bombs, into 2 other girl's mouths.
Dude! That girl I hooked up with at the party last night did a perfect 7-10 spit into her friend's mouths when we left the bathroom!
A group of natzi loving, wommen disrespecting, ass penatrating, kid raipping, slave terrorising, noodle eating, fortnite gaming, gay fucking, booty seekking, ass grabing, virgin, retarded fuckheads. Whom love to shove inanimate objects up eachothers anal holles, while'st allso trying to get a good grasp of their targets balls.
If you ever meet them you should hidde your ass far away, or they will be sure eat your juicy bunns. They only have One thing on mind and one thing only, whitch is beating their meat into the chell of a gay tortus, this is their only purpuse in life.
7.b drenge rapped a group of gay natzis.