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The act of sitting on a female's lap, then passing gas; causing the vagina to fill with "hot air." To "deflate the balloon," the female must abruptly stand, causing a mucky, ass-polluted queef to issue forth from her crotch, most commonly directed toward the male's face.
Last night, when Sasha was reading on the couch, I totally snuck up on her and gave her a North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon.
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Person lies on their back, the woman straddles the face creating a seal between the labia and the mouth. the person on the bottom blows into the woman to "inflate" the uterus. The woman grabs two hand-fulls of hair (the basket) and holds on for the balloon ride.
"Dude, i was trying to give a 'hot air balloon ride' and I got a mouth full of blow back."
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A phrase used by 50 cent, and all black 'gangsta' rappers. It means to throw your hands in the air in an act of appreication. I know I spelt appreication wrong, but this is an urban dictionary, not an oxford one.
"Yo, yo, yo home boi! Throw your doves in the air foo'!"
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When your high as fuck and need to sit down outside for a few mins
Q:Why ain't you workin dude A:just gettin some air bra
A funny meme which plays on the air to potato chip ratio of a packet of Lays potato chips. Many people have criticised Lays for the lack of actual chips in their packets (70% air, 30% actual potato chips) So, the person behind this did a pretty good job portraying this.
Avatar: Earth, Fire, Water, Air!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Wait! Maybe you should whisper Lays after you've said that!
Avatar: What the hell is that?
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: It's a very funny meme. It's based on the fact that Lays scams us by giving us 70% air and 30% actual potato chips in a packet.
Avatar: Come on, that's stupid.
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Boy, if you wanted to get fired that easily, you just could've asked...
Avatar: N..n..no! Please! Oh, I'll do it!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: That's the spirit! Now, action!
Avatar: earth, fire, water, air (lays)
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Perfect!
Due to the high pollution levels in Hong Kong, the phrase "wrong like the air in Hong Kong" is used to describe a situation or state of well being that exhibits an air of unhealthiness.
The former British colony is affected by two sources of air pollution. One is local street level pollution, emitted primarily by diesel vehicles. The second is regional smog, caused by a combination of pollutants from motor vehicles, industry and power plants both in Hong Kong and the Pearl River Delta region.
The Hong Kong Special Administrative Region Government gives high priority to controlling both street level air pollution and smog; however, it still remains "wrong like the air!"
Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Wrong like the air in Hong Kong!
Friend 3: What happened at that party?
Friend 4: It was Hong Kong! Wrong like the air!
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When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.
Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.
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