Bum boy

A boy who like touchin boys bums like my cousin josh

I touched a boys bum bum now I’m a bum boy

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Bum fluff

The growth of hair aroung the arse area which causes such an itchyness that you end up walking like you've shit youself!

If you had to be any fluff in the world bumfluff would be the shitiest!!!

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bum wank

To wipe your arse crack over your victims nose in a forward and back motion. Thus leaving a shitty smell in their nose.

Eric was so annoying that Dave gave him a bum wank.

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Bum nuts

Little pieces of poo that are neglected when wiping ones bum.

Mark- "Oi Dave, why are you walkin like that?"
Dave- "Sorry mate, i've got bum nuts!"
Mark- "Wipe yer bloody arse then!!!"

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bum ripper

When something that you don't like happens to you, that's bum ripper

You've got herpes? Wow, that's a bum ripper

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Bum Skull

To drink a fluid, usually alcohlic, that is funnelled into the mouth with someone elses arse crack.

'He lost the bet and was forced to bum skull his beer'

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bum teeth

A line of teeth around the rim of the anus which repels rape at all times. Only Chuck Norris can achieve a full on anal fisting.

Rob: I sharpened some sticks with my bum teeth. Wicked kool!
Al: Yeah, you stabbed me with that shizzlet stick!
Rob: Yeah, i fucking owned you.

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